New Year's Weekend - 12/26/07
Soothsaying StingRays Share 2008 Predictions
DOWNERS GROVE/CAROL STREAM, IL - Well known musical mediums and Doctors of Futurology, the StingRays, have predicted that 2008 is going to be the best year EVER. To celebrate this happy premonition, the band is celebrating -- not once -- but twice this New Year's weekend. "We always receive a fairly optimistic message about the upcoming year, said Frank Dobs, keyboardist and StingRays scribe, "but the message our rock & roll channel picked up for 2008 was unprecedented." The band hopes that all of you will come out BOTH nights -- Saturday, 12/29, to Finley's Grill Room in Downers Grove and Monday, 12/31, to Manhattan's in Carol Stream. "My tea leaves tell me that both nights will be the most fun all of us have had in 2007 or 2008," adds Dan Ware, mysteriously.

StingRays Christmas Crusade - 12/12/07
Inflation Fighting Band Forges On
NILES/LOMBARD, IL - The housing market's in tatters, the price of heating oil and coal are at record highs and the price of a cup of cheer has doubled since last year due to milk and egg prices effect on eggnog production; many are wondering, can the Christmas spirit survive? The spirit is alive and well in the StingRays who have a plan to save Christmas for everyone. They've scheduled two shows this weekend without a cover charge. "The shows at Chambers on Friday and Jonathon's on Saturday should help put the jingle back in peoples pockets this Christmas", said part-time Santa's helper, StingRay bassist Frank. "Besides, we've been watching and everyone's been really good this year".
Happy Christmas,
Dan, Frank D., Ron, Frank R.

StingRays Under Surveillance - 12/6/07
Naughty or Nice to be Determined
COUNTRYSIDE, IL - High level government sources have confirmed that Homeland Security currently has the StingRays rehearsal space under surveillance for suspicious activity. "We're using technology that enhances the five senses to catch naughty musicians", said secret agent code named Kris K. "Satellites have spotted red Santa hats, listening devices have detected the sounds of jingling bells and there's a strong odor of pine needles all around the facility. I want these guys so bad I can almost taste the eggnog", continued agent K, then adding, "As soon as Washington comes up with a way for us to 'feel' Christmas, from a distance of course, we'll make our move". Editors note: That could be awhile.

Rock Around the Clock - 11/26/07
Drummer Ron's Now Fulltime
CAROL STREAM, IL - Drummer Ron will reach a career milestone this Friday when he plays his first gig with the Stingrays as a fulltime musician. Taking time from his "beat the clock" schedule for a special StingRay News interview, Rocking Ron summed things up this way, "I always knew if I'd just stick around, I'd get a new roll in the band". When asked if his new fulltime StingRay status came with any other benefits Ron replied, "well, it won't get me into the movies any cheaper so I guess it's more of a status cymbal".

Thanksgiving Eve - 11/19/07
Kicking Off the Holiday Season
CAROL STREAM, IL - You don't have to exchange gifts, you won't be able to find a card at Hallmark, so the best thing you can do on Thanksgiving Eve this Wednesday is join the StingRays at Manhattan's in Carol Stream for the first real Holiday party. "I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner for a dozen people, there's no way I'm cooking the night before", said Danielle W. of Elmhurst when asked about her holiday plans. "Besides, I need the kind of mental conditioning that only a night out with the StingRays can provide before I face my in-laws the next day".

Circular Circulation - 11/14/07
Read All About It
NILES, IL - The town of Niles, named after the newspaper the Niles Register, has an uncanny knack for making and keeping itself in the news. "In the early 1800's the name Niles, was written above the most important news events of the day", remarked Frank Rowley, editor of the widely read StingRay News. "Now, with the big news of the StingRays special appearance at Chambers Restaurant in Niles this Friday night, it's funny that after more than 150 years, Niles is back in the headlines again", continued the veteran newsman.

Tenth Frame Bonus - 11/6/07
Score with the StingRays
COUNTRYSIDE, IL - In the rules of bowling, if you score a strike or spare in the tenth frame you get to roll an additional ball. This weekend the Stingrays are playing in the Tenth Frame Lounge at Rolling Lanes. "The lounge has different rules than the alley so the 'bonus' is different too", said Ron LaTripp, official PBA score keeper and drummer for the StingRays. "In the Tenth Frame Lounge, if you dance extra fast to the Rock & Roll we're playing, I may play an additional drum roll during the song". When asked why this is considered a "bonus", Mr. LaTripp admitted that no one actually keeps score in the lounge but that the extra cardio-workout is a great bonus, even if no one's counting.

Halloween Gallery Posted - 10/30/07
Just in time
LEMONT, IL - Having trouble remembering how mush fun you had at the StingRays Halloween Show?... See for yourself at their new two page Halloween Gallery... Then stop by the StingRay Guestbook to share your ghost stories...

Come as You Aren't - 10/25/07
Halloween Hijinks Saturday
CAROL STREAM, IL - The StingRays are putting the final touches on their costumes... they have to look good and so do you because the Halloween Party Saturday night October 27, 2007 at Manhattan's is going to be the event of the year. There's a $100 prize for best costume so dress up!

A Classical Clarification - 10/17/07
StingRays Set Record Straight
NILES IL - This Friday, the elegant atmosphere and fine cuisine of Chambers Restaurant in Niles are complimented by the classic music of the StingRays quartet. "The place is called Chambers, but we won't be playing Chamber music," insists StingRays bassist and music historian Frank R. "Actually, some of the songs we'll be playing have out lived Mozart. Johnny B. Goode, for example, still sounds great after 50 years. Mozart, on the other hand, never saw his thirty-sixth birthday."

StingRays to be Grilled - 9/25/07
Band Called to Testify this Weekend
DOWNERS GROVE IL - With the political season heating up early, generals and politicians aren't the only ones on the grill. The StingRays are scheduled to testify before the court of public opinion twice this weekend. Saturday's testimony will be given at Finley's Grill Room in Downers Grove. "They've never played Finley's before and I want to hear why everyone says they're the best", said Dan "Dancin' Fool" Jones. "I've got some trivia questions I want answered", countered StingRay bassist Frank Rowley. The sparks will continue to fly Sunday at Sycamore's Main South Shelter with both sides seeking answers as to why Outdoor events have in the past been restricted only to Summer.

StingRays On A Roll - 9/20/07
Band Wrapping Up Successful Summer
COUNTRYSIDE IL - Drawing inspiration form classic literature, StingRay keyboardist and top selling author Frank Dobs, sums up the Summer of 2007 this way, "It was the best of times... yeah, I'm going to stop right there". After an eventful summer, which included opening for the Outsiders and playing with Danny and the Juniors, Frank is looking forward to playing clubs again. "Playing at Rolling Lanes seems like a good way to keep the ball rolling, no pun intended". Intended or not, success, bowling balls and rock music will be rolling this Friday night at Rolling Lanes.

New Season Discovered - 9/13/07
Halfway between Summer and Fall
NILES, LOMBARD & GENEVA IL - While reviewing the StingRays calendar, chronologist and full time bass player Frank Rowley of the Gregorian Institute has discovered a new season that combines elements of Summer and Fall. "Most bands play festivals in the summer and clubs in the fall but this month the StingRays are doing both", you'll notice this temporal anomaly throughout September but it'll be especially obvious this weekend," remarked the tempo obsessed timekeeper, "I'm thinking of calling the new season Fallmmer, or maybe Sumtumn".

Back to Old School - 9/5/07
Classes Start this Saturday
BLOOMINGDALE, IL - Bloomingdale's Septemberfest is a one day celebration of end of summer's play and the beginning of fall studies. Guest lecturers, The StingRays, will present a class in old school Rock & Roll this Saturday starting at 3pm sharp in Old Town Park. Tuition is free. Scholarships in Rock trivia will be awarded throughout the show.

August's Last Dance - 8/29/07
Greco's - Last Show of the Summer
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL - Rock bands are not especially well known for their manners. The StingRays are out to change all that with a special show this Friday at Greco's in Willow Springs. "We had such a great Summer, we just thought we'd thank everyone," said polite percussionist, Drummer Ron. "I'd like to start by thanking Julius Caesar for adding August 31st to the calendar, then Greco's for having us out again, and all the people that came out to se us this summer..." "It appears that Ron was serious when he said he wanted to thank EVERYONE", added Dan, the StingRays genteel guitarist.

After the Flood - 8/25/07
Follow the Rainbow to Golden Oldies
GLENDALE HEIGHTS, IL - After the great rains of Thursday, 2008, meteorologists reported a most unusual anomaly -- a rainbow that is also a rock & roll transporter. By following it to either end, experts report that the traditional gold is, in fact, in the form of golden oldies. "Residents of the Northern Hemisphere can experience this phenomenon by coming to Glendale Heights on Saturday at 5:30 to dance with the StingRays. This will cause rock & roll fans to be transported over the rainbow where they will arrive at Divine Savior's Family Summerfest in Norridge on Sunday at 5:30," says StingRays' resident meteorologist and drummer Ron Tripp. "With the price of gasoline being what it is, I hope we can count on the rainbow to carry our equipment there too," adds StingRays' accountant Dan Ware.

Rock & Roll Bus Stops at Greco's Friday - 8/15/07
Two Stops in Indiana Sunday
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL - A lucky group of music lovers will board the StingRays' Rock and Roll Bus Friday Night at Greco's in Willow Springs and begin a whirlwind weekend tour. "Wear comfortable shoes because your going to be dancing a lot," advised tour guide and keyboardist Frank Dobs. The wild weekend continues Sunday when the band backs up their old friends Danny & the Juniors in the afternoon in Valparaiso and then continues as the Rock & Roll Bus rounds the home stretch in Dyer for a night of singing, dancing and more wiggling around.

StingRays Expand from Midwest to Nation - 8/5/07
Band Plays at 24th Annual NATIONAL Night Out
ROSELLE, IL - Midwest Rock & Roll favorites, the StingRays, will increase their U.S. presence this Tuesday by playing at 24th Annual National Night Out from Crime Celebration in Roselle "The StingRays are always thrilled when event organizers tell us we've played to record breaking crowds," says Band Statistician and Bassist, Frank Rowley. "We always hoped we'd be playing on a national level," he adds slipping his ever-present slide rule into his guitar case. "By my estimates --- since there are 301,139,947 people in the U.S. -- we'll be dedicating each song to about seven million people -- rounded to the nearest million."

StingRays Further Science - 7/27/07
50 is Fabulous
STREAMWOOD, IL - In science news, the Village of Streamwood has discovered a cure for the stress brought on by a 50th birthday. As with all momentous discoveries, the solution involved great commitment and many tests. In the latest trial, Streamwood will dedicate this entire weekend to a Summer Celebration at Hoosier Grove Park, devoted to being "50 and Fabulous," with the StingRays and their fabulous 50's music kicking things off at 5:30 on Friday, July 27. "We're always appreciative for the opportunity to make a contribution to further science,' says StingRays Nobel Prize aspirant and Keyboardist Frank Dobs. "Besides, I think it's working, Streamwood doesn't look a day over 45."

StingRays Follow the Double Nickel - 7/17/07
One Expressway, Two Shows, Two New Galleries
LAGRANGE PARK/WILLOW SPRINGS, IL - This week the StingRays will be playing two shows just minutes from what truckers refer to as the Double Nickel (Stevenson Expressway (I-55)). "Like the truckers, we think people coming to these shows can use the nickel concept as a navigational tool," says GPS Consultant and Guitarist for the band, Dan Ware. "On one side of the coin, is the Monticello of LaGrange Park -- Memorial Park Amphitheater where the StingRays will be playing on Wednesday. Flip the coin over, stand by LaGrange Road, and face West while standing on the Double Nickel (I-55) and Jefferson's nose points directly to Greco's." The band however, recommends writing down the directions from the links below in case the Nickel Navigational System fails. Due to inflation, the StingRays have added a double gallery of new summer photos for everyone to look at.

StingRays Promote Solar Safety - 7/10/07
Band Plays Under Stars and for Good Measure, Indoors
NORRIDGE/COUNTRYSIDE, IL - Always up to date on the latest medical advancements, the StingRays have developed a sunscreen that blocks 100% of the sun's harmful rays. "Modern sunscreens are pretty good," says Former Lake Michigan Lifeguard, Solar Researcher and Guitarist Dan Ware. "But most only go up to SPF-35. What we've done is develop an SPF-100." How it works is that StingRay lovers come to an evening concert like the one in Norridge on Thursday -- no sun, just stars. The new sunscreen will work even better on Saturday when the StingRays play a rare indoor show at Rolling Lanes in Countryside. "I'll try any new product that will keep my skin fresh and youthful," said Band Cosmetologist and Drummer Ron. "I'll be at both shows."

StingRays on the Beach Taste Great
Playing two Summer staples this week - 7/2/07
LAKE BLUFF/LOMBARD, IL - Nothing says Summertime like the beach or a good 'Taste of.' The StingRays, always eager to bring the best of every season to Rock & Roll lovers are playing at both this week. "Playing on the beach -- just like Frankie & Annette -- probably did as much for Summertime Rock & Roll as the electric guitar," says the Band's Music Historian and Keyboardist Frank Dobs. "Later, people learned that Rock & Roll makes a taste from a local restaurant more flavorful," he added. "Whether you're spending Independence Day on the beach in Lake Bluff or having a taste of Lombard this Sunday you'll be hearing The StingRays "Rock & Roll," Drummer Ron added simply.

StingRays and the Outsiders
Just Added! Big Show this Thursday - 6/12/07
CAROL STREAM, IL - This summer the StingRays seem destined to prove that "Time flies when you're having fun". Just this week the busy band will perform in the same park in Carol Stream as last Sunday but this time with a twist -- they're opening for the Outsiders featuring Sonny Geraci. "I feel like I just took my last bow and now here we go again," said StingRay keyboardist/time traveler Frank Dobs. "Days off from playing are 'Precious and Few' this summer, so I'd like to talk more about Thursday's gig but 'Time Won't Let Me," added the busy musician.

StingRays Summer Tour Includes Cyber Stop
StingRays Play in Summer Breezes & in Cyber Air - 6/8/07
CAROL STREAM, IL - The StingRays first stops of their 2007 Summer World Tour are Indiana and Carol Stream, but that doesn't mean StingRays lovers can't enjoy the handsome quartet anyway. "Through the magic of cyber-space, Mike Kara, the newest and coolest DJ on the web scene has made it possible for the StingRays to be in two places at one time," says Techno-freak, Star Trek loyalist and StingRay Guitarist Dan Ware. "I've been looking forward to this technology since Captain Kirk replicated himself in 1966." Click on the link to Mike Kara's "Eye on the Community" to hear the StingRays AT THE SAME TIME they're playing this weekend. (Amazing, huh?) Of course come out and see the band live as well.

Bees Strike, StingRays Step Up
Busy as a bee could become Steady as a StingRay - 5/31/07
COUNTRYSIDE, IL - Scientists, puzzled by the lack of honey production this year among North American worker bees breathed a sigh of relief this week after receiving the StingRays 2007 Summer Schedule in the mail. "We're getting ready for a fun festival filled Summer," said Frank Dobs, keyboardist for the group. When asked what sorts of activities the band has planned Dobs replied, "Can I get back to you, I'm kinda busy getting ready for tonight's radio interview". According to sources that radio broadcast will be aired at a date in the near future, stay tuned to the StingRay News for more details.

Silly Love Songs Linked to Obesity
The StingRays Race to Find Cure - 5/17/07
CAROL STREAM, IL - Although listening to music may not directly cause obesity, researchers have recently discovered a direct correlation between listening to love songs and body fat. "Love songs may trigger changes in brain chemistry that cause us to gain weight," said Dr Ron, of StingRay University. "Right now, we can only treat the symptoms, so we're filling the StingRay setlist with more nutritious songs about cars (Maybelline), roads (Route 66) and monsters (Wooly Bully)". "Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a little "Brown Eyed Girl" probably more than most but I always think of it as a special treat after a good meal".

Cuatro de Mayo
A Day Early and a Peso Ahead - 5/1/07
WHEELING, IL – The StingRays are way ahead of schedule and ready to celebrate Cuatro de Mayo -- also known as Cinco de Mayo Eve. "I've decorated our de Mayo tree, finished shopping and wrapped all the presents. I've strung up the holiday lights and sent out all the de Mayo cards," says Drummer Ron, who loves the holidays. "All I need to do is get a little something for stocking stuffers, get a few gift certificates for the people at work and stock up on the egg nog." The StingRays report that being this far ahead in their planning calls for celebration. Come join them after you finish your holiday shopping this Friday at Pete Miller's. Season's Greetings!

Mystery of Global Warming Solved
Surprise Test Results Startle Scientists - 4/24/07
CAROL STREAM, IL – No, it's not just you... it is getting warmer. This week shocked scientists discovered the reason. "There is a direct relationship to the number of songs I dance to in a typical StingRay set and the ambient temperature of the globe," explained Doctor Dobs of the Quickenplay Institute. "It seems the boys have been heating things up for us... and I'm afraid it'll get even warmer this Friday when the band plays at Manhattan's in Carol Stream," continued the dancing doctor.

StingRays Declare New Holiday
"Nothing Much Happened Day" this Friday - 4/18/07
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – With Easter behind us and Mother's Day not until next month, the StingRays, always in search of something to celebrate, have declared April 20th "Nothing Much Happened Day" in honor of all previous April 20ths. "I really need another day off this week," said Drummer Ron of the StingRays. "We searched those old history books and found out the only previous event on April 20th was Star Trek's George "Sulu" Takei's birthday. No slam to Sulu but I think the crazier this world gets the more important it is to celebrate a calm peaceful day when nothing much happened", continued the pontificating percussionist. Celebrate with the StingRays this Friday at Rolling lanes.

StingRays Scoff at Superstition
New Club this Friday - 4/13/07
NILES, IL – Friday the Thirteen's dark reputation seems to be a product of the combination of two earlier but separate beliefs about the perceived bad luck surrounding the day Friday and the number 13. "I've never thought of payday or an extra doughnut at the bottom of the box as unlucky, mate," said doubting Danny Daring, guitarist for the StingRays. "We're (the StingRays) breaking all the rules this time by playing a club for the first time on "Black Friday", continued the level headed musician. "Besides, I'm going to be wearing my lucky shirt so nothing should go wrong".

StingRays Welcome Paparazzi
Local Band Enjoying Local Fame
WHEELING, IL – As the latest scuffle between Leonardo DiCaprio and the Paparazzi demonstrates, the stress of being in the public spotlight can take an emotional toll on celebrities. Not so of the StingRays. "We like having our picture taken," proclaimed bassist Frank R. "We like it so much that we've updated our gallery with three pages of pictures including our St Patrick's Day Show at Manhattan's," continued the picture posting bass picker. "I'll bet even more pictures will be taken at our Pete Miller's show this Friday," added Danny, the forward thinking guitarist for the band.

StingRays Rollback Time Change
Local Band Gives Congress Time of Day
CAROL STREAM, IL – Anger over Congress' decision to start Daylight Savings Time three weeks early this year has caused local band the StingRays to put Washington in "time out". "We're mad as H E double hockey sticks about this, I want that hour of my life back," declared Ron McTripp, timekeeper for the StingRays. "This Saturday with the help of a lot of cool tunes, we're turning the clocks back about 30 years... and because it'll be St Patrick's Day most politicians won't be in any condition to stop us!" added Danny O'Danny, the StingRay's revolutionary guitarist.

Chicago Band Discovers Meaning of Life
Location Was the Key
LEMONT, IL – After traveling thousands of miles in search of life's meaning, local rock band, the StingRays, announced Wednesday, "it's was under our noses all the time," said Frank R., bass player for the philosophically minded foursome. The answer to all of life's riddles? "Thin Crust Pizza, like they serve at Vito & Nick's in Lemont, it doesn't even matter what toppings are on your pizza, that's the beauty of it!" continued the famished four-stringer. When asked why he hadn't discovered life's meaning in his travels Frank answered with a question, "have you ever eaten pizza outside of the Chicago area?"

Climate Change Linked to Celebrating
Scientists Urge Change in Weekend Activities
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – A report released by Scientists at Algore University states that not only is earth getting warmer, but that the seasons are shifting due directly to human activity. "The seasons have shifted in direct proportion to the number of "lost weekends" among the population and that's why winter is lasting longer this year," said AU President Franklin Ronny, who heads the study. The answer according to Ronny is simple, "people just have to go out and have even more fun on the weekends, sort of like turning the earth's climate clock forward a full cycle," then adding, "I'm going to do my part this Saturday by attending the StingRays show at Rolling Lanes, whoever thought saving earth could be so much fun?"

StingRays Find Lid to Pot of Gold
Band vows to continue search this Friday night
CHICAGO – An afternoon trip to the Dollar Store netted a potentially life changing find for local rockers, the StingRays, Tuesday. "I think we found the lid to the Leprechauns' pot of gold... and it was only one dollar!" said Danny O'Danny, guitarist for the fortune-seeking singers. "It was just sitting there under a box of 100 Crayola crayons... and it's green, with a twisted handle," continued O'Danny. "We figure what better place to find the matching pot and therefore the gold than an Irish Pub like Ernie McCann's in the Western Suburbs," added Frank McDobner, StingRay keyboardist and part time alchemist for the band.

StingRays At Pete Miller's
And the history of Wheeling, IL
WHEELING, IL – Tonight the StingRays will be playing in a town with a vewy vewy intewesting histowy. The residents of Wheeling don't like to talk about it much but their town was named by cartoon character Elmer (I'm hunting wabbits) Fudd. "Elmer was coming back on stage for his encore at a local night club when he announced his last song would be a cover of the Chuck Berry song "Reeling and Rockin"," said music historian Dr. Danny. "Because of his speech impediment Elmer actually said "Wheeling and Wockin". Well, the audience was so overwhelmed by his performance that they started referring to the area around the night club as Wheeling in honor of Elmer."

Phil's Finished, Enter StingRays
Standing In the Shadow of the Groundhog
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – This Groundhog Day, Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow and so predicted an early spring. Hundreds of miles away, the StingRays reported that they clearly saw their shadow and so foresaw foul weather. With the recent plunge in temperatures it appears that Phil's days of forecasting may be finished. "He had a good run," said StingRay drummer Ron of the retiring rodent. "I think the trouble is Phil's focus, I mean, the guy needs glasses." countered Frank R, part-time optometrist and now full time weather watcher for the band.

StingRays Break Records
Standing Room Only Crowd Fills Manhattan's
CAROL STREAM, IL – According to four knowledgeable, but unofficial sources, the StingRays broke all attendance records on New Years Eve at the best club for rock & roll in the western suburbs -- Manhattan's. Undeterred by standing room only conditions, innovative dancers invented new ways to move to the music. "Shoulder to shoulder, they still looked great dancing up and down instead of side to side," said band choreographer Frank D. "I liked the way they turned other sections of the club into dance floors," added StingRays interior space designer Ron T. "When I design my club I'm going to incorporate that concept." A few photos of the event are available by clicking on the link below.
Thank you everyone for all your support and all of the wonderful times we had in 2006. We're looking forward to seeing all of you in 2007. We'll have new songs, a new look and all of the great music we all love.

New Year's Eve With The StingRays
At Manhattan's with NO Cover Charge
CAROL STREAM, IL – This Sunday the StingRays will be ringing in the New Year at Manhattan’s in Carol Stream. It’s an ALL AGES show with NO cover charge, party favors and a champagne toast at midnight.

Cups of Good Cheer
At Rolling Lanes this Saturday
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – Senior management at Rolling Lanes say that their second order of "Good Cheer" will arrive on schedule for Saturday's performance by the StingRays. "They're so popular, we had to make sure there would be enough to go around," said one club employee on condition of anonymity. The "Good Cheer" will be distributed to revelers in cups instead of glasses to ensure a proper measure of Christmas spirit for everyone.

The dance floor you've been waiting for
Vito & Nick's this Saturday
LEMONT, IL – StingRay fans are a tough lot. Their typical dance floor terrain can be hard on the shoes and include a tight squeeze onto a personal "space" of concrete or grass. "I saw one girl dance in a puddle," quipped StingRay keyboardist and slow dance champion Frank D. "This weekend you can stretch out and really move on a great dance floor," added the rug cutting keyboardist.

Thanksgiving Eve and Black Friday
The Holidays Begin
CAROL STREAM, IL – This Wednesday and Friday, the StingRays will be giving thanks for all the great friends they have made through music over the years... they've set a place at the table for you...

11/15/06 - First Dance, Last Dance
Two rock & roll shows!
NORTH AURORA, IL – In his song "Turn, Turn, Turn", Pete Seeger calls for "A time to dance" but then acknowledges the flip side of the phrase. This weekend the StingRays will be paying selective attention to only the first part of the verse. "It's our first dance at a great new club on Friday and the last dance for one of our favorite clubs on Saturday", proclaimed Frank R, bassist and spiritual sage of the StingRays. "We're going to have a blast our first time in at Ernie McCann's and the last show ever at Skuddlebutts is going to be the wildest ever", added Ron, the down to earth drummer for the same.

11/8/06 - Time and Temperature
Rolling Lanes this Friday
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – First, Scientists discovered the earth is getting warmer, now Dr. Ron T of the Institute for Responsible Celebrating warns us that time is accelerating too. "I wonder how many people realize that as of Friday there are only 51 days left in 2006," chirped the calendar toting professor. "My latest research, proves conclusively that the speed the holidays approach is directly proportional to the number of StingRay dates remaining at Rolling Lanes in a given year. This Friday we're down to two, so I'd start picking out a pair of shoes that go with that holiday dress in your closet", cautioned the time sensitive doctor.

11/1/06 - StingRays Swim Downstream
New Club this Saturday
LEMONT, IL - Today, local residents spotted four StingRays in the I&M Canal swimming toward the Mississippi. Zoologists estimate they will arrive in Lemont by 9:30pm Saturday night. "StingRays usually prefer warm coastal waters so this is a very exciting scientific discovery," said Dr. Frank D, president of the Lemont chapter of the Jac Cousteau Society. "Our theory is that the hotness of their Rock & Roll is allowing them access to clubs and environments previously thought of as inhospitable to life" continued the Midwest based oceanographer.

10/25/06 - Halloween Party
A Very Scary Night
CAROL STREAM, IL – Scientists call it Achluophobia, others, simply "fear of the dark". "Why do you think we have such bright stage lights," said Frank R. the frightened fourstringer for the StingRays. "It's really bad around Halloween so we'll be lighting up Manhattan's to keep everyone safe and if you dress up really scary you might win $100," added Doctor Dan., guitarist and part-time psychologist in charge of Frank R's case. (Editor's note: You can see last year's fun by pasting - www.thestingrays.com/Galleries/05-1029a.html into your address bar, or close your eyes and just picture it in your mind)

10/18/06 - StingRays Hit the Airwaves and Clubs
On the radio and Two New Clubs
LINCOLNSHIRE, IL – This is going to be a big weekend for the StingRays; they're on the radio and appearing at two new clubs. “I think most people have already heard our radio spot,” said StingRay Ron. (Editor's note: You can hear the radio spot for yourself going to - www.thestingrays.com/sounds/TheStingRays-OldTowneHall05.mp3 or listen to Y103.9 fm) "But the coolest thing is there's something for everyone, Flatlanders is a beautiful setting with a great dance floor and no cover charge... and the Old Towne Hall is $20 but that includes an All You Can Eat Buffet," added Danny, the "glass is half full" member of the band.

10/12/06 - Juke Box Hero
Rolling Lanes this Saturday
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – Will Rogers said it best, "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." This Saturday the StingRays will be celebrating Chuck Berry's 80th Birthday with the songs and moves that made him rock's first guitar hero. "We understand that 80 is getting up there, so if they can't dance we hope at least they'll clap," said StingRay keyboardist Frank D. "and the seats in Rolling Lanes beat the curb anytime," added drummer Ron.

9/20/06 - Falling For The Band
Rolling Lanes this Friday
COUNTRYSIDE, IL – Fall officially begins this Friday at 11:03pm and the StingRays have astronomical plans for the event. “We're going to be the last band of this season and the first band of the next,” said StingRay’s fleet of finger guitarist, Danny. "All we have to do is start a really fast song at 11:02pm and play until 11:04pm, that way we're bound to play the last note of Summer and the first note of Fall," continued Frank R., brainy bassist for the star gazing group.

9/13/06 - Back to School... and the Clubs
Manhattan's this Saturday
CAROL STREAM, IL – “They tell me no band has ever gone 126 days in a row without playing at least one date indoors,” said StingRay’s guitarist Danny in the June 6th edition of the StingRay News. Sadly or happily, depending on your outlook on life, the StingRays will only make it to 118 days this year, still a record but 8 days short of their goal. "We were asked to play at Manhattan's this weekend, which one of our favorite clubs," said Frank R., bassist and full-time tea drinker of the band. "Besides, there's always next year," added drummer Ron, in a tone sounding less like his part-time profession as a motivational speaker to the stars and more like a Cubs fan.

7/26/06 - StingRays Playing the Numbers
ON THE ROAD – The StingRays haven't been to Las Vegas yet, but are choosing 'four,' 'two' and 'six' as their lady luck when they get there. "Let's see," mused band Numerologist and Guitairist Dan, "we're playing St. Charles, Woodhaven, Streamwood and Roselle -- that's four gigs in six days. Then we've got two new galleries of pictures up on the website and those pictures are arranged in rows of four. Two galleries with four pictures per row -- again, that equals six." All band members agreed that if the numbers failed, at least the odds were in favor of everyone having a great time at one of the upcoming shows.

7/19/06 - StingRays Play Three Great Shows this Week
WOODSTOCK, IL. – The StingRays will play THREE terrific shows this week -- Wednesday, 7/19, at the ancient Greek amphitheatre style setting of Memorial Park in LaGrange Park; Friday, 7/21, at the lovely alfresco patio setting of Greco's in Willow Springs; Sunday, 7/23, in Woodstock with the GUESS WHO (American Woman), MITCH RYDER & the Detroit Wheels (Devil with the Blue Dress) and others to benefit four-year-old Hollie Burford who needs a heart transplant.

7/5/06 - StingRays New Club:
By KRUS STATION
CRYSTAL LAKE, IL. – Rock & Roll Band, the StingRays are chucking their attempt at a world record -- going 126 days without an indoor show -- to play Porters Oyster Bar in Crystal Lake this Saturday. "I think a lot more people will be dancing at the Club than will be reading the Guinness Book of World Records," said Statistician and StingRay Keyboardist Frank D., when asked if he was disappointed at loosing this chance at immortality. "We might even break some sort of world record in that area on Saturday," he added.

6/9/06 - ROCK & ROLL BLOWS ROOF OFF:
By HOOSIER DADDY
ALBION, IN. – Excitement is in the air of the small Midwestern town of Albion Indiana where residents prepare for the first date of the StingRays tour which may break the record for the number of outdoor performances by a single rock band during a single summer. “They tell me no band has ever gone 126 days in a row without playing at least one date indoors,” said StingRay’s guitarist Danny. If the band’s ambitious Summer tour goes as planned the next time the StingRays will play under a roof will be on the first day of fall 2006. “Get your lawnchairs and coolers out of the garage, it’s going to be hot… and I mean that,” added Frank R, StingRay bass player, hepcat and part time meteorologist.

5/17/06 - FISH FRY FRIDAY:
Tucked away among the rolling hills that stretch along Schmale Road in Carol Stream is a restaurant known for its food, entertainment and nightlife. Manhattan’s hardly seems the kind of place you’d expect Darwin’s theory and Rock & Roll to collide. This Friday’s Fish Fry Special followed by entertainment by the StingRays seems destined to do just that. “People are saying, ‘how can you be part of an evening where your little cousins are battered, fried and consumed in front of you”, said StingRay Frank R, bassist for the aquatic rockers. “We all share the Phylum Chordata but that’s where we split, people are closer to cows than we are to fish”, continued the fish famished four-stringer.

5/10/06 - Black T-Shirts:
The much anticipated Black StingRay T-Shirts are finally available. The best way to get yours is to call: (877)809-1659 and tell them you want Product #52895749. When you call be sure to tell them to use extra ink in the production of your fashionable, highly coveted, custom made, appropriate for all occasions StingRay wear.

4/27/06 - And they're Off:
The StingRays have the next two weekends off. They'll need the rest to get through the busy summer schedule... Three and a half months of outdoor only fun.

3/30/06 - April Fools Day:
There are many conflicting theories about the origin of April Fools Day. With so many contradictory thoughts on the matter, the StingRays have decided to brush all theories aside and celebrate the day just for the fun of it. "Who cares who was the first to hang a 'kick me' sign on his friend's back or tell him his shoe's untied. The way I see it, this April Fool's material is really good stuff," proposed Drummer Ron, pundit of the plucky pranksters. "The joke will really be on anyone who misses Saturday's show," continued the tricky timekeeper. "If they're still adhering to the real oldies calendar -- popular in the middle ages -- they'll also miss New Year's Day," added calendar conscious keyboardist Frank D.

3/16/06 - HANGING WITH THE STINGRAYS:
After the English conquered Ireland music was outlawed and all musicians were ordered to be hanged. In open defiance of this law and of Queen Elizabeth I, the StingRays will risk life and limb this weekend to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with song, dance and a pint or two of ale. "I've always enjoyed hanging out with the guys in the band but this is making me a little nervous", said Danny O'Danny, guitar slinger of this band of outlaws.

2/23/06 - SIX-MONTH DELAY AFTER SHOOTING:
The StingRays have ruffled feathers again, this time by posting five new pages of pictures on their website. Controversy immediately began swirling around their latest website maneuver after it was reveled that while some pictures are from last week other "new" pictures are from as long ago as August of 2005.
"I don't think it's against the law to shoot a picture and wait a while to make it public", snapped Danny, the somewhat secretive singer in the StingRays. The exact nature and reason for the delay is not clear at this time but most of the pictures are clear and in focus and readily viewable...
click here for our galleries.

2/15/06 - SPECIAL SHOW THIS SATURDAY:
This Saturday we will be playing a benefit to help find new treatments and eventually a cure for a disease that has touched the lives of family members of our band. We’re playing for the Chicago West Alzheimer's Association. There will be a large dance area, a generous menu, drinks are included and the band will play all your favorites. The cost is $25 a ticket and you should call (630)964-3399 to arrange for a ticket to be held for you at the door. We always try to play events that have no cover charge but this is a cause we support and hope you will too.

2/10/06 - WAKE UP AND BUY CHOCOLATE:
Keeping with a tradition whose origins have been lost in the murky depths of time, the StingRays will end their annual winter hibernation just in time for Valentine’s Weekend. “There’s a good reason we always go out around now”, said Frank R., bassist for the time sensitive but romantically inclined group. “I just can’t remember what it is”.

7/19/06 - StingRays Play Three Great Shows this Week WOODSTOCK, IL. – The StingRays will play THREE terrific shows this week -- Wednesday, 7/19, at the ancient Greek amphitheatre style setting of Memorial Park in LaGrange Park; Friday, 7/21, at the lovely alfresco patio setting of Greco's in Willow Springs; Sunday, 7/23, in Woodstock with the GUESS WHO (American Woman), MITCH RYDER & the Detroit Wheels (Devil with the Blue Dress) and others to benefit four-year-old Hollie Burford who needs a heart transplant. 12/26/05 - NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH THE STINGRAYS: The StingRays thought long and hard about how to thank everyone for a great 2005, because they couldn't imagine starting 2006 without you. "Hey, how about a FREE show at one of our favorite clubs?" said the ever fiscally minded guitarist Danny. "I think people really enjoy Manhattan's," replied the debonair keyboardist Frank D., as he thoughtfully stroked his beard. "Let's make it not only FREE," spoke up Drummer Ron without missing a beat. "Lets make it ALL AGES with party favors and a champagne toast a midnight. "Done," declared bassist Frank R. as he started to muse about what sort of hat he could wear for the occasion. It's the party of the year so call 630/871-2991 for reservations.
12/16/05 - CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR: The StingRays will be presenting their annual Christmas pageant this Saturday at Skuddlebutts in Downers Grove. The show promises to be a delight to all five senses. You can expect to hear Christmas jingles, see Christmas hats, taste a cup of cheer, feel warm and fuzzy in the company of friends and smell the best pizza around (although, tasting the pizza is also highly recommended). Rumor on the streets is that clever Christmas outfits may win prizes so get that old reindeer antler hat out that you wore at your company Christmas party 10 years ago because this time it might finally bring you the fame and fortune you deserve.
12/7/05 - STINGRAYS AND FRIENDS: Everyone's rushing around trying to see and do everything before Christmas. Imagine if you could see members of all the best Chicago bands on one stage in one night. Well the night will be this Friday and the stage is in Rolling Lanes in Countryside. The StingRays have invited some of their friends from the best Chicago bands to sit in during what promises to be the show of the year. Come out and enjoy a show featuring the top musicians around getting together for the joy of music and the season.
11/18/05 - LIFE IN THE FAST LANE: Have you ever had that feeling on Friday afternoon that last Monday morning was a lifetime ago? Well science may be one step closer to explaining this temporal phenomenon thanks in part to the recent work of Dr Frank R. of StingRay University. “My interest in temporal perception began early in life when I started taking up time and space in school ”, remarked the punctual professor. “My study of zoology, and language gave me the idea that if a dog ages seven years to every human year, and you work like a dog, time will seem to speed up by a factor of seven. This would also explain why I couldn’t remember the last time the StingRays played Rolling Lanes, because with my busy schedule it would seem to me to have been several dozen lifetimes ago”.
11/11/05 - SOMETHING OLD SOMETHING NEW: There's a decisive battle brewing this weekend between liberals and conservatives and the StingRays will be in the middle of the conflict. Asked for comment Dan, political adviser to the stars and StingRay guitarist explained, "On one hand there's Friday's gig at Manhattan's where conservatively speaking we've had some of the best shows ever. On the other hand there's the liberating feeling of breaking new ground at a new club called Vito's and Nick's in Lemont." Asked if his favorite color was red or blue, the savvy singer sidestepped the question by saying, "We can't allow our personal beliefs to color the outcome of this conflict so I'll be wearing purple".
11/2/05 - HALLOWEEN PICTURES POSTED: Area hospitals have been overwhelmed by a rash of amnesia victims whose common link seems to be that they all attended this year's hottest Halloween party, hosted by without question the scariest band of all time, the StingRays. It seems audience members had such a good time that some of them can't remember what they did on the night in question. There have even been reports of some of them not showing up to work the following Monday because they forgot they had jobs. As a public service, the StingRays have posted pictures of the evening on their website in hopes of restoring the memories of these unfortunate but happy people. If you remember being at this party but more importantly if you don't remember being there, click the Galleries link on the top or bottom of this page... it maybe the most important thing you do for yourself today.
10/15/05 - LAST OUTDOOR SHOW OF 2005: This afternoon's show at Mercyfest in Aurora will be your last chance this year to catch a StingRay outdoor concert. The festival is held at Our Lady of Mercy and the StingRays are playing in the beer tent.
9/16/05 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN: This weekend duty calls the StingRays to the Iowa border to secure a safe and fun Rock & Roll experience for revelers throughout Northern Illinois. "We've sent scouts out on reconnaissance missions this week to assess the situation and we're assured that this place is not only beautifully set up but also Rock & Roll friendly", stated Sgt. Ron T. of the First StingRay battalion. "After we take the stage we expect to knock em dead after only a few songs", continued Col. Frank D.
8/9/05 - FOUR OUT OF FIVE AIN'T BAD: In today's fast paced, hi-tech world more and more of life's decisions are being decided by the mathematics of statistics. Bearing this in mind, the StingRays have decided to make it easy for you to have a good time this week. The band is playing four out of the next five days, giving you an 80% chance of enjoying yourself at one or all of their shows. "You can't get those odds in Vegas," quipped guitarist and odds maker Danny "the Greek" Ware.
7/10/05 - MONSTER GALLERY UPDATE: After receiving several e-mails from curious fans regarding Frankenstein, the Werewolf and the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the StingRays wish to elaborate on the content of their newest photo gallery. "We put on a monster of a show, but as far as I remember, those guys didn't even sit in," said celebrity watcher Ron Tripp. Calling it a monster gallery means it's huge, clarifies the band. Look for yourself in the photos; look and see where the band has been for the first half of the summer. Then, come pose for new pictures with the band on Tuesday in North Riverside and Friday at Greco's in Willow Springs.
6/21/05 - RARE SUMMER CLUB DATE FOR STINGRAYS: It's the early morning hours and, to this reporter, StingRay Headquarters is looking more like the Santa's Work Shop the week before Christmas than the home of the busiest band in the Midwest. Printers are pumping out copies of Summer Schedules, Fabulous StingRay Prizes are being made ready and copies of both StingRay Albums are stacked to the ceiling. "This sure feels like the longest day of my life," said Frank D., regarding the rushed atmosphere of StingRay Homebase. "Actually the Summer Solstice began this morning at 2:46 A.M. EDT. So, it is -- in fact -- the longest day of the year. As for the longest day of your life, I'm not prepared to comment on that," chirped Danny, guitarist and astro-physicist of the rushed rockers. Look for the StingRays only local appearance this month on Friday at Greco's in Willow Springs.
6/1/05: Corrections and Clarifications: In the StingRay News report "Niles Concert Friday" published here today, we would like to clarify that the concert is NOT in front of the Tower of Niles. It is in Niles' Oak Park which is 3 miles North-West of the Tower at Lee and Ottawa. Any confusion caused by the story is regretted and the writer of the article has been sacked. The StingRays
6/1/05: STINGRAYS LEANING TOWARD NILES: The StingRays June tour starts off Friday just three miles from the Leaning Tower of Niles (a replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa). "We're very excited about the photo-op this Midwest landmark provides", said Ron, drummer for the image conscious band. "The replica is built to half scale so when we stand in front of it for a picture people will think we're really 12 feet tall", pondered the percussionist. In case giants don't interest you there will also be face painting and a balloon artist for the kid in all of us.
5/24/05: REAL OLDIES SPRING FLING PICTURES POSTED: News Flash... if you were at the hottest show in town this last weekend or especially if you missed it check out the pictures; follow the "Galleries" link on the top or bottom of this page.
5/19/05: SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND THE SPRING FLING HAS SOLD OUT: The early birds among us have snagged all the tickets for a great show this Friday thrown by Real Oldies 1690 with the StingRays, Tommy Edwards and Route 66. "I'm so excited to play on the same stage that Count Basie, Benny Goodman and Brian Setzer have played", said Danny, guitarist for the StingRays. If you didn't order tickets yet call your friends and see if they have an extra because the show has sold out. "I've never been an early bird before", boasted bass player Frank R. during a recent interview. "I guess the Late Birds can check out our website for pictures after the show... it won't be the same though".
5/12/05: STINGRAYS ASK, "WHAT'S IN A NAME?" Full-time rockers and part-time word smiths, the StingRays have decided to take on the arduous task of removing the negative connotations from the name of a local suburb. "It's like this man, we're gigging at this hip new club called Skuddlebutts but then we have to tell cats that it's in DOWNERS Grove", said Frank R. bassist for said StingRays. "I mean we emphasize the DOWN beat in our music and we always get DOWN when we play but we just shy away from anything that's a real DOWNER", continued the picayune string plucker. "We're floating a few ideas like, "DOWNers Groove" and "GET DOWN Grove" but so far we're not DOWN with any of the suggestions".
4/18/05: HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? Life has simply become too hectic; so the StingRays are offering a new online service that can help you get it under control. "I know I get so busy sometimes I forget what I did yesterday, so now we'll keep track of the important things in life while you slow down a bit", said Frank, bassist for the enterprising group of well wishers. The answer, the band insists, is to start by looking at their latest gallery update. "If you did anything worth remembering this weekend we probably got it on film", added Danny, the curt but clever guitarist of the band. "If you see yourself in the new gallery your problem's solved, if not make plans to see us next weekend and start helping us, help you", continued the civic-minded musician. Help is only a click away: click on the gallery link at the top of this page
4/12/05: NEW CLUB FOR ROCK AND ROLL: "Skuddlebutts was a hopping place for live music in the 60's and 70's and this weekend the same music's back!", declared Ron, drummer for the StingRays, while talking about the return of live music to the legendary suburban night spot. "There were other directions they could have gone so I hope everyone comes out and supports their decision to feature the music we love", continued Frank D. keyboardist for the same. With enthusiasm like that you might want to get there early to make sure you get a good seat.
4/6/05: STINGRAYS' SUMMER SCHEDULE'S UP: A little late but worth the wait... there's a big show for Real Oldies 1690 on May 20th... check out the new clubs, Skuddlebutts and Greco's and all the festivals! We might have even more fun than last year... stay tuned to find out!
3/23/05: STINGRAYS EXPECTING EASTER BUNNY: That bristled bottomed bunny, Peter Cottontail, is certain to visit the StingRays and all their friends this year. The band is so excited that they have taken the weekend off in anticipation of the exciting Easter event. Their next appearance will be on April Fools Day at Rolling Lanes (and that's no joke).
2/9/05: THE STINGRAYS ARE BACK! Their annual hibernation is quickly coming to a close and the boys are waking up with some new ideas for 2005. First there's the new online StingRays Store. http://www.cafepress.com/thestingrays There's still time to order your StingRay wear so you can show up this Saturday night at Manhattan's in fashion for the big Valentine's Dance. What other changes do the boys have in mind? Show up and see. Tables are being reserved as you read this so be sure to get in on the fun. As always at Manhattan's there will be great food and drinks and no cover...
12/28/04: NEW EVE YEARS WITH THE STINGRAYS: The StingRays thought long and hard about how to thank everyone for a great 2004, because they couldn't imagine starting 2005 without you. "Hey, how about a FREE show at one of our favorite clubs?" said the ever fiscally minded guitarist Danny Ware. "I think people really enjoy Manhattan's," replied the debonair keyboardist Frank D, as he thoughtfully stroked his beard. "Let's make it not only FREE," spoke up Drummer Ron without missing a beat. "Lets make it ALL AGES with party favors and a champagne toast a midnight. "Done," declared bassist Frank Rowley as he started to muse about what sort of hat he could wear for the occasion. It's the party of the year and it's all happening at ... Manhattan's American Bar & Grill
12/22/04: STINGRAY T-SHIRT STORE PRE-GRAND OPENING: Take a look at our new StingRays-wear BEFORE our new online store's grand opening on New Year's Day. It's not just T-Shirts, it's everything StingRays. Just what you need to start 2005 right. Go to the StingShop link on the top or bottom of this page and see. (you can get stuff now if you want).
11/30/04: GALLERY UPDATE: The long awaited gallery update to the StingRays website has arrived! Click on the link "galleries" on the top or bottom of this page. Don't forget to click the "more" link on the bottom of every gallery page. There are tons of pictures, are you in one?
10/22/04: HALLOWEEN SHOW ON TV: The StingRays are putting the final touches on their costumes... they have to look good and so do you because the Halloween show Saturday night October 30, 2004 at Manhattan's is going to be filmed for the cable TV show "Mike Kara Presents". There's a $100 prize for best costume so dress up!
8/6/04: INDIANA WANTS THE STINGRAYS: This weekend the StingRays kick off their Indiana tour. Saturday Night the band will help Odon, Indiana, celebrate "Old Settlers Days". "We're not sure how many Old Settlers will show up, but the thought of all those guys twisting in pilgrim hats will be worth the trip for me," says StingRay travel loving Keyboardist Frank D. Sunday night finds the band in Dyer, Indiana. "We're going to try and avoid the Dyer Straights we've heard about by taking all diagonal streets once we get into town," says Guitar Scout Danny "Pathfinder" Ware.
7/20/04: BE THE FIRST TO SIGN STINGRAY GUESTBOOK Responding to overwhelming demand, the supremely social StingRays have added a fan and friend StingRay Guestbook to their website. "We love talking to people before, during and after a show," said the covertly conversational keyboardist Frank "Dobbs" D. "Now we can hear from folks even after we've gone home." To leave a message for the StingRays, just click on the link below or on "GUESTBOOK" on the black bar across the top of any page of the website. "We're waiting to hear from you," added Frank D.
5/10/04: NEW PICTURES ON STINGRAY GALLERY: The StingRays have posted their first gallery update of 2004! If you've been to a performance this year tune in today; you might see yourself or your friends caught, catching a StingRay show. If you haven't seen the band in a while, tune in anyway and catch up on all the fun... from our great new keyboardist, Frank D., to the standing room only show at Vi's last Saturday, there's lots to see.
5/6/04: STINGRAYS ROCK & ROLL RIVER ROUNDS: In a surprise appearance Chicago's Maritime Music Makers, the StingRays, will be performing tonight (5/6/04) at a bowling alley on the Chicago River. The boys Will be Working all Weekend with two more Aquatic Appearances planned just Feet From the Fox River. Friday, they'll play their Neptunian Numbers in Elgin at Eaton's Redwood Inn and Saturday in St. Charles at Vi's.
4/29/04: FRIDAY - BAND AND A BEAUTIFUL VIEW: The StingRays in their never ending quest to find the most Breathtakingly perfect club are pleased to announce their latest discovery, Bella Vista in Bensenville. "Ya know, Bella Vista means "Beautiful view" in Italian", said Danny, Balladeer of the Band. "If we had had an Italian yellow pages we would have found this place Before now".
3/11/04: IT'S PARKSIDE BY A MILE AND A HALF: For those of you glued to the Internet trying to figure out the coolest place to go this Saturday, a local academician has discovered the answer. "When you average in all the variables that contribute to what most people commonly refer to as cool, the answer's simple... it's Parkside Lanes", said professor Tapercut of the prestigious Aurora Academy of Cooler Living. "With drinks from cappuccino to beer, everything to eat from a garden salad to pizza (at Tiffany's Cafe in Parkside Lanes) and the StingRays, it sure beats diet pop, cheetos and listening to my Uncle Harold sing karaoke in my neighborhood bar", continued the razor sharp scholar.
3/4/04: STINGRAYS ON THE STUMP: With the political scene heating up the country The StingRays have jumped into the fray. This Saturday at Manhattan's in Carol Stream the boys plan to announce their campaign for a major reform of labor laws, including a permanent 6 day weekend. "The plan came to me when I walked into my bank this week and saw all the employees just standing around", said Ron, president of public relations for the band. "I had already given most of them the day off when the manager of the bank asked me to stop sending all his employees home. That's when I thought, there should be a law".
2/25/04: ALL THOSE YEARS AGO: The StingRays would like to send out a happy birthday to George Harrison today and invite you to celebrate Frank's this Friday at Rolling Lanes. Raise a glass, have some cake but don't forget to print and bring your coupon, (see schedule below) it takes the Sting out of the cover charge... no pun intended... Show me that I'm everywhere, and get me home for tea...
STINGRAY HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK: All signs - Aries through Pisces Friday the 13th - With Mars dancing madly backwards on a sea of air, your luck-o-meter will be on full. The morning will find you pleasantly surprised by the packets of ketchup in your refrigerator that have congealed into delicious hard candy, edible only by cats. Your luck will get even better that evening when you attend the StingRays' show at Bella Vista in Bensenville where you will discover the real meaning of the saying, "it tastes kind of like chicken". Saturday the 14th - A waxing moon will make Valentine's Day a turning point in your life. Avoid sharp edges and hot stoves until the evening when a trip to the StingRays' show at Vi's Last Call in St. Charles will make you realize that your mother was right when she said, "take your shoes off, I just mopped that floor!".
1/6/04: STINGRAY EYE TEST: In an effort to improve the general health of the club going population the StingRays will be conducting a free vision screening for the month of January. If you have normal vision you might see one of them darting in or out of a club near you. If you see two or more of the boys your eyesight will be considered exceptional.

Well, Spring has almost sprung and the StingRays aren't busy cleaning but they are getting ready for a new album, new clubs and a lot of out of state midwest tours. "I think the DC5 oldie "Catch Us If You Can" sums it up, said quotable wisecracker Frank. "I used to think they were singing "Ketchup in the Can", said the often misquoted and sometimes misquoting Ron.
03/28/03: STINGRAYS HONOR TOWN'S NAME:
In Roman Mythology, Aurora was the goddess of the dawn. On March 29, Saturday night, the StingRays will help Aurora and many of her followers welcome in the wee hours of the morning at Parkside Lanes in Aurora, Ill. "I'm good till 1:30am but then I start to run out of steam", said Frank, playing the role of Thor (god of thunder) in the band. "I hope she's not late to the show otherwise I'll be hanging out with Morpheus, god of dreams, by the time Aurora comes.
03/14/03: STINGRAYS CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY SATURDAY: Sure'n begora tis that time o' year again. After a three month break, the boys are having a special StingRay celebration of Celtic society that would satisfy St. Patrick himself. "Good thing there aren't any snakes in Ireland with all those "S" sounds in the last sentence", said Danny O'Danny, guitarist and scientific minded zoologist of the StingRays. "They might have mistaken it for a mating call, yuck!"
1/27/03: GALLERY UPDATE: Pictures of Chicago's Very Own Pop Stars have been promptly displayed on the Gallery Page. Photographs include WGN's Morning News and blasts from the past year.
1/19/03: STINGRAYS ON WGN-TV: WGN's Morning News will feature the Sting/Rays along with performers from Rock On Entertainment's Back to the 60's & 70's show on Friday January 24, 2003 between 7:00 am and 9:00 am. If you don't get up that early set your VCR so you don't miss the action... Stay tuned to this website for further developments.
1/10/03: STINGRAY COUNTDOWN: With a little bit of java magic, the boys in Midwest's favorite rock band have added a clock to their schedule to help everyone count the minutes to the next public appearance of the StingRays.