New Year's Eve with the StingRays - 12/28/10
Manhattan's has Deal with Holiday Inn!
THE ONLY New Year's Eve Party! Party favors, champagne toast at midnight... No Cover! Call for reservations: (630)871-2991. If you've already reserved, keep Manhattan's updated on your headcount.
Holiday Inn: Mention Manhattan's and get a room for two at the Carol Stream Holiday Inn for $99.95. Add a pull-out bed (four people) and it's $119.95 for the room! The BEST part is the shuttle service between the Holiday Inn and Manhattan's. The shuttle will leave Holiday Inn for Manhattan's at 7:30 and return at 1:30. The Holiday Inn is at 150 S. Gary Ave., Carol Stream, (630) 665-3000.
StingRays Christmas Show - 12/8/10
Only one this year
Saturday, December 11, 2010, will be the StingRays only Christmas Show of the season at Manhattan's in Carol Stream. A special thanks to the readers of the StingRay News this Christmas season - Please print and bring this coupon for a free appetizer (see details).
Editor's note: Call now to reserve your seat for the StingRays New Year's Eve Show at Manhattan's. - 630-871-2991
Thanksgiving Eve - 11/22/10
Leave the Turkey at Home
The StingRays will be at Manhattan's in Carol Stream on Wednesday November 24 for a special Thanksgiving Eve show. "We're telling all our friends to leave their turkey at home this year," said Drummer Ron. "But if you really have to bring him, make him get a shave and a haircut," added Guitarist Dan. While you wait, check out the StingRays new facebook page. They'd love it if you'd "like" them.
Rolling Lanes Friday - 11/4/10
& New Gallery NOW!
The StingRays will be at Rolling Lanes in Countryside on Friday November 5 for another packed night of song and dance. While you wait, check out the new gallery from their 2010 Halloween Show!
Remember Halloween - 10/28/10
StingRays Spooktacular Saturday
THE place to be on Halloween Eve. The StingRays 7th Annual Halloween Monster Mash at Manhattan's! $100 costume contest and lots of other Fabulous StingRay prizes. Ghoulishly Delicious Gourmet Faire at the beautifully remodeled (with BIGGER dance floor) Manhattan's.
Editor's note: Print and bring this Dinner Coupon and save, save, save!
Halloween! - 10/21/10
It's Right Around the Corner
The StingRays are putting some finishing touches on their Halloween costumes because everything has to be just right for their 7th annual Halloween Party at Manhattan's. The show starts at 9pm on Saturday, October 30th, 2010, and a scary time is guaranteed for all. What are you doing that Saturday, I just have to ask? How about dancing, drinking and wearing a mask?
Editor's note: Mask optional, drink responsibly & dance at your own risk.
We're on Facebook! - 10/5/10
We'd love it if you'd "Like" Us
Talk to us in 'real' cybertime; see photos BEFORE they hit the website gallery; and see the late-breaking and special edition StingRay News -- because the StingRays are now on facebook! We'd love it if you'd click "like" next to our picture. Don't wait. We want to "Like" break some records. StingRay's Facebook Page
Rolling Lanes Tomorrow - 9/23/10
10^th Frame Lounge Show
It's hard to believe it's been 5½ months since the last StingRay show at Rolling Lanes. You can witness the long awaited event Friday September 24, 2010. "They say times flies like an arrow", mused StingRays guitarist Dan. "fruit flies like a banana", added Drummer Ron.
Manhattan's Is Back - 9/14/10
Remodeled & Ready to Rock
Everyone's been waiting for the shows at Manhattan's to start up again, the StingRays are no exception so Friday September 17, 2010 is the long awaited event. Then Saturday, September 18, it's a Very Senior Prom, which is open to the public, with classes invited 1959-65 (I don't think you need your school ID), pizza and cash bar.
Greco's & Markapalooza - 9/7/10
Two Final Shows this Weekend
Because our Summer shows at Greco's were some of the best times ever, the Stingrays have been asked to play an encore performance this Friday September 10, 2010. If you miss this show, you'll have to wait until next year to see how much fun the Stingrays and Greco's can be. Then Saturday, September 11, Markapalooza, the last show of the BeatleMark concert series will be held at the Morton Grove Civic Center. The line up for this show is unbelievable, with the New Colony Six, Instant Karma, Byte, Chauffeur's & us! There are a limited number of seats so get your ticket today at BeatleMark.com
Markapalooza
Limited seating, tickets going fast
Earlier this year, the StingRays and the Chicago music scene lost a great man -- BeatleMark Eskin -- who passed away in April. We miss him. FIVE BANDS, of whom he was a member, have joined together to play Tribute to him on Saturday, September 11, at the Morton Grove Civic Center, 6140 W Dempster, Morton Grove, IL. Joining the Stingrays are the New Colony Six, Instant Karma, BYTE, and the Chauffeurs. Each band in this amazing line up will feature songs reminiscent of Mark -- the ultimate Tribute to a man that made us all better musicians. We would love you to attend. We have been lucky to find a sponsor for all expenses and all proceeds will go to Mark's family. There will also be a cash bar with a percentage going to Mark's Memorial Fund.
Tickets are $10 and available online through the Tribute webpage www.beatlemark.com doors open at 6:30 and the Tribute will start around 7:15. The first 176 tickets sold will have reserved seating. We expect to fill the hall to the roof. We hope you can come to pay tribute to our dear friend Mark Eskin.
Two In Tents - 8/26/10
Spelling Error or Double Meaning?
The StingRays are playing two shows this weekend, and both will be "In Tents". First, it's the last show of the season at Greco's outdoor, covered patio on Friday, August 27, 2010 at 7:30. Then, Saturday the band returns to Family Summerfest at Divine Savior in Norridge at 7pm. "I can't wait," replied special guest star Loose Bruce, "with the StingRays, it's always a pun time!"
Hot Cars & Cool Music - 8/9/10
StingRays Rock the Musical Universe
The StingRays are breaking rules -- music on a Monday. "Musicians usually use Mondays to catch up on paperwork and sleep," says StingRays Circadian Rhythmist and Bassist Frank. "We figure by breaking the rock and roll cycle, we'd crank up the musical universe." The StingRays will play Westchester Cruise Night, at 31st & Wolf Rd., tonight (Mon., 8/9) at 6:00.
Editor's Note: Check the hotline for last minute details 708-939-9008
Outdoor vs. Indoor - 7/26/10
StingRays Try to Settle Debate
This week, music lovers can make their dancing feet "heard" on the issue of outdoor vs. indoor concerts. The StingRays will play outdoors Tuesday, July 27, 7pm, in Bloomingdale; then, Saturday, July 31, 9pm, at Ki's in Glendale Heights. "I don't think we've ever had a chance to rock the vote on indoor vs. outdoor venues like this before," says StingRays Pollster and Bassist Frank. "I think people should come to both places, skew the results and keep the debate going."
BeatleMark Concert Series IV 9/11/10 -- Markapalooza -- New Colony Six joins in!
Villa Park, Manhattan's and BeatleMark III - 7/20/10
One Week, Three Big Shows
The StingRays will be playing at the Ruggard Gazebo in Villa Park on Wednesday, July 21, 6:30, and Manhattan's on Friday, July 23, 9:30. Then, on Saturday, July 24, 8:30, please join us at BeatleMark III - the NICHE w/ Dave N., Joe Garcia & Heath Chappell at Cabana Charley's in Woodridge. The NICHE's tribute is the third in a series of four tributes to BeatleMark Eskin, who passed away on April 28. In addition to great Rock & Roll, there will be raffles & prizes -- all proceeds to benefit Mark's family. We hope to see you at all three shows. Directions to all three shows can be found at www.thestingrays.com.
StingRays: Friday @ Greco's - BeatleMark II - 7/13/10
Thursday @ Palos Heights Classic Car Show
The StingRays invite you to Greco's on Friday, July 16, 2010, 7:30. This show will be dedicated to BeatleMark Eskin, the band's keyboard player who passed away on April 28. In addition to the StingRays Rock & Roll, there will be raffles & prizes -- all proceeds to benefit Mark's family. The show will be fun -- as Mark would have wanted. As always, there will be no cover. Also, please come to the Palos Heights Classic Car Show on Thursday, July 15, 2010, 5:30.
Editors Note: Special guest player, Loose Bruce
New Pictures, Niles & BeatleMark - 7/8/10
See yourself in pictures, the StingRays in Niles & then Come socialize with us at Manhattans in Carol Stream
NILES/CAROL STREAM -- There are new pictures to see on the StingRays website (maybe of you!). The StingRays will be playing their Niles Concert Friday, July 9, 2010, Lee and Ottawa -- and then heading over to Manhattans, 300 Schmale, Carol Stream, for the first of the BeatleMark Tribute/Benefits with the Renditions.
StingRays Often Called Oldies - 7/1/10
But, the U.S. has them beat by 220 years
BENSENVILLE -- The StingRays invite you to celebrate America's 234th birthday with them on Sunday, July 4, 2010, 5:00 p.m., at Redmond Park in Bensenville. After the StingRays, festivities continue with American English and then fireworks. "Wow! Birthday parties for the U.S.A. are a lot bigger deal then my birthday parties ever were," says StingRays Celebrationist and Drummer Ron. "Do you think anyone will throw me a party like this next year?" Libertyfest is a combined celebration of Bensenville, Wood Dale and Elmhurst. The StingRays have reportedly assured Drummer Ron that his next birthday party will equal this one.
Help Put up Posters for BeatleMark - 6/28/10
Please click, print, and tape them up
The BeatleMark Concert Series needs your help. Please click on this mini-poster, print a few copies and tape them up at restaurants, grocery & music stores, churches, large social gatherings and at work. We don't recommend any clubs or music venues. Please ask first. Your help is the most important way to get the word out about these tribute/benefit concerts. Thank you very much.
The StingRays
P.S. Remember, the first show is on Friday, July 9, with the Renditions at Manhattan's in Carol Stream. www.beatlemark.com
StingRays Play Chicago-Lombard Connections - 6/25/10
Two Great Shows only a Bike Ride Away
CHICAGO/LOMBARD -- The StingRays will play their only Chicago appearance on Friday, June 25, 2010, 8pm, at Our Lady Mother of the Church Carnival & Fest. Then, on Saturday, July 26, 2010, 7pm, the band will play near the Prairie Path, 13 S. Park Ave., at the Lombard Cruise Night. "Since we're playing near the Prairie Path, I thought people could ride their bicycles from one show to the other," says StingRays Tri-athlete and Guitarist Dan Ware. "I checked on Google and it's only 15.9 miles: through Thatcher Woods and down the Prairie Path." The rest of the StingRays report that they'll be taking their cars to the shows.
Editor's Note: special guest player, Loose Bruce
Goin' Out West - 6/22/10
Where we belong
OREGON ILLINOIS - The StingRays are checking their vehicle's tire pressure and oil because it's time to head out west to Oregon (Illinois that is) for their biennial show at the Park West (not that Park West) on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 7:00pm. "Tire pressure isn't just about gas mileage," says StingRays mechanically minded guitarist Danny. "It's also about safety".
Greco's FRI, 6/18/10 RAINED OUT - 6/18/10
The StingRays show at Greco's tonight (6/18/10) has been rained out.
See you there on July 16, 2010.
Thanks, The Stingrays
The Wait is Over! - 6/17/10
Patio's Open & the StingRays are Back!
WILLOW SPRINGS - The StingRays are back at Greco's splendid outdoor patio in Willow Springs, on Friday, June 18, 2010, 7:30pm. "We've been looking forward to this since Greco's Patio closed up for the season last August. It's been 10 months but it feels like I've been waiting 10 years," says StingRays chronologist and Bassist Frank.
Editor's Note: special guest player, Loose Bruce
Good Job Soldier - 6/12/10
Salvation Army Show Wins First Place
CAROL STREAM - A big thank you to everyone that came out to the Stingray show for the Salvation Army in Villa Park last month. With your support the event took first prize and will receive a $5000 award from Salvation Army headquarters. For doing such a good job the StingRays and Manhattan's are sending along the coupon at the bottom of the StingRay News... Good job and party on dudes!
StingRays Control the Weather - 6/10/10
Indoor Show Removes Climate Variables
CAROL STREAM - The StingRays are defying mother nature to ensure this weekend's show goes on -- rain or shine. They'll play one of only three indoor concerts of the summer this Saturday, June 12, 9:30 p.m. at Manhattan's, 300 S. Schmale Rd., Carol Stream. "We've been dabbling with controlling the weather for several years now and have been pretty successful. We've only been rained out three times in 15 years -- twice last year. " says StingRays Storm Chaser and Guitarist Dan Ware. "But, with climate change and all, having a summer show at Manhattan's has a better chance of working than the weather machine we built on Drummer Ron's roof."
Concert Series/Benefit for BeatleMark - 6/1/10
Dear friends,
The StingRays are joining with several bands in a concert series to benefit the family of Beatle Mark Eskin, who passed away on April 28, 2010. You can get details on the new BeatleMark.com website. The site will be updated continually as bands join in and finalize their individualized tributes. Thanks to a good friend, people can also contribute to Mark's Memorial Fund at BeatleMark.com. If you can, donate a little something to help Mark put his affairs in order.
WANT TO HELP? please email BeatleMark2010@yahoo.com
BANDS: Join the series; see what other bands are doing.
FRIENDS: Help with events - run 50/50, donations for silent raffle, man a table, etc.
EVERYONE: Come to the shows & please pass this on to as many people as you can.
Photos From First Fest of 2010 - 5/19/10
A Perfect Day to Start the Season
VILLA PARK - Conditions were clear and sunny with lots of Rock & Roll, for the first outdoor fest of 2010. See this picture perfect day by clicking on here. Also, don't forget to print your StingRays June 2010, refridgerator calendar by clicking on the Calendar link below. Thanks to everyone for coming out last weekend. We'll see you soon.
Two Shows this Weekend - 5/12/10
Including First Festival of Season
The StingRays have two great shows planned this weekend. First, come out Friday May 14 to Manhattan's in Carol Stream for a night of food, drinks, dancing and fun. Then Sunday, May 16 come out to the band's first outdoor show of 2010 at Ruggard Gazebo in Villa Park and celebrate the Salvation Army's 125th birthday. The event's theme is "Building Bridges Of Hope" and will feature the Salvation Army Band, the Stingrays, Free Hot dogs and pop compliments of The Salvation Army Emergency Disaster Relief, Moon Jump, bean bag toss, face painting, balloon making, puppet show and more!
Thank You
The StingRays would like to thank everyone for sharing so many beautiful thoughts and stories about Mark on Mark's memorial page. You've all helped make the site a wonderful tribute to a great friend, man and musician. Also, a special thanks to those who paid their respects to Mark at the services held for him this last weekend. In this very difficult time, your support has been very much needed and is truly appreciated. The next StingRay show will be this Saturday, May 8, 2010 at Ki's Steak and Seafood in Glendale Heights. There will be two shows the next weekend, Friday May 14 at Manhattan's in Carol Stream, then an outdoor show Sunday, May 16 which will be a benefit for the Salvation Army at Ruggard Gazebo in Villa Park.
It is with heavy hearts that we have to tell you that our very good friend and fellow StingRay Mark "Beatle Mark" Eskin died yesterday April 28, 2010 at his home in Morton Grove. We have set up an online memorial to Mark and hope that friends will share their stories, photos, videos and condolences.
Visitation for Mark will be:
Sunday May 2, 2010 3-8pm
Grein Funeral Home
2114 West Irving Park Road
Chicago, IL
(773) 588-6336
There will be another opportunity to meet with family on:
Monday May 3, 2010 1pm
Rosehill Cemetery
5800 North Ravenswood Avenue
Chicago, IL
Mark's wife Florence has said that she "wants lots of musicians, acoustic instruments and singing. We are not going out quietly."
Please forward this to anyone who loved Mark or call people who don't have email.
Yours,
Frank, Ron and Dan
ReFUNd Weekend - 4/14/10
StingRays Get Political
CAROL STREAM - Unlike typical tax protests, the StingRays will host a gathering this Saturday, April 17, 2010 at Manhattan's in Carol Stream after Tax Day. "We're protesting line 22 on Schedule A form 1040", said Dan, StingRay guitarist and accountant for the griping group. "I think our founding fathers would be rolling their eyes if they could see how the tax forms have changed", said Frank, StingRay bassist and part-time historian. Let everyone know how you feel by signing the StingRay Guestbook. The future of our nation may depend on it.
Time Is Tight - 4/7/10
Keeping track gets easier
COUNTRYSIDE - If you forgot that the StingRays are playing this Friday, April 9, 2010 at Rolling Lanes in Countryside, it's probably because you haven't printed out the band's new April Calendar. "When I was younger people told me some day I'd hang, I just didn't expect it would be on someone's refrigerator", said Frank, bad boy bassist for the band. "It's easy too, all you need is a piece of paper, microsoft word and a bit of tape", said Drummer Ron, IT specialist for the group. "Thanks for making it so easy Ron", replied Frank. Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
It's about Time - 3/24/10
New Year's Eve Gallery Online
GLENDALE HEIGHTS - In a shameless attempt to promote their show at Ki's Steak & Seafood in Glendale Heights this Saturday March 27, 2010, the StingRays have just posted pictures from their New Year's Eve shows. "Better late than never", said Dan, StingRay guitarist and proud possessor of the preverbal glass that's half full. "I'd wager a lot of folks reading the StingRay News are in those pictures", said Mark, odds maker and charismatic crooner for the band. Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
Spring has Sprung - 3/16/10
StingRays Celebrate this Friday
CAROL STREAM - The Stingrays have set their sites at being the first band to play this Spring and they've chosen this Friday 3/19/10 at Manhattan's in Carol Stream as the place for the timely event. "Saturday's the first day of Spring so if we play past midnight on Friday we have an edge," said StingRay keyboardist Mark. "We're working on our speed picking techniques so we can be the first band to welcome Spring this year," added StingRay guitarist Dan. "I think it's a cinch we'll do it," replied bassist Frank. "Yeah", added Drummer Ron. Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
Rock & Rolling - 2/24/10
Tenth Frame Lounge this Friday
COUNTRYSIDE - The Stingrays will be at Rolling Lanes in Countryside this Friday. "I don't know how many times I've heard, 'I came for the bowling and stayed for the Rock and Roll!,'" said StingRay bassist and all around rumormonger Frank. "Just a second, I have never heard anyone say that," added StingRay guitarist and persistent fact checker Dan. "Oh come on now, I've said it lots of times," replied fact fabricating Frank. Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
One In the Chamber - 2/18/10
It Never Hurts to Be Prepared
NILES - The Stingrays are urging everyone within a 50-mile radius of Niles Illinois to get ready for their show this Friday at Chambers. "The Lily Lake quake last week was mild compared to what we expect this Friday at Chambers", said StingRay guitarist and part-time geologist Dan. "With all those people bouncing around to our music we could easily cause a 5.0 magnitude quake", continued the seismic singer. To help minimize the possible damage, the band is planning on using mostly blues scales and rock riffs during the performance and avoiding any song written in the Richter scale". Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
Valentine Dance - 2/10/10
We're Back...
CAROL STREAM - The StingRays are kicking off their 2010 tour this Saturday at Manhattan's Bar & Grill in Carol Stream with a Valentine Dance. "We've come to a fork in the road and have decided to have dinner...", explained Frank R., bassist for the enigmatic ensemble. "Saturday night we're playing our first show of the season with our newest StingRay, Beatle Mark, and it's our big Valentine Dance," continued the bewildering bassist. "We're hoping our friends will catch our first show, welcome Mark, all while spending a romantic evening with someone special. If they're single, they can dance with some of the cool people that'll be there and maybe next year they can show up as a couple". It sounds like the band has big plans for 2010. Please sign their Guestbook. They'd love to hear from you.
Meet the New StingRay - 2/4/10
Beatle Mark - A Perfect Fit
CAROL STREAM/NILES - The StingRays are extremely happy to announce their new keyboardist/guitarist, "Beatle" Mark Eskin. In Mark, the band's quest for fire has been rewarded with a musical inferno! Mark's creativity, tasteful playing, captivating stage presence and rock & roll passion promise to make the StingRays the 'hottest' band in town. A native of Chicago he's one of the most talented and "in demand" musicians around. He's been a great friend of the band for years and it's wonderful to finally make his membership official. Please sign our Guestbook and welcome Beatle Mark to the StingRays.

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9/13/06 - Back to School... and the Clubs
Manhattan's this Saturday
CAROL STREAM, IL – “They tell me no band has ever gone 126 days in a row without playing at least one date indoors,” said StingRay’s guitarist Danny in the June 6th edition of the StingRay News. Sadly or happily, depending on your outlook on life, the StingRays will only make it to 118 days this year, still a record but 8 days short of their goal. "We were asked to play at Manhattan's this weekend, which one of our favorite clubs," said Frank R., bassist and full-time tea drinker of the band. "Besides, there's always next year," added drummer Ron, in a tone sounding less like his part-time profession as a motivational speaker to the stars and more like a Cubs fan.

7/26/06 - StingRays Playing the Numbers
ON THE ROAD – The StingRays haven't been to Las Vegas yet, but are choosing 'four,' 'two' and 'six' as their lady luck when they get there. "Let's see," mused band Numerologist and Guitairist Dan, "we're playing St. Charles, Woodhaven, Streamwood and Roselle -- that's four gigs in six days. Then we've got two new galleries of pictures up on the website and those pictures are arranged in rows of four. Two galleries with four pictures per row -- again, that equals six." All band members agreed that if the numbers failed, at least the odds were in favor of everyone having a great time at one of the upcoming shows.

7/19/06 - StingRays Play Three Great Shows this Week
WOODSTOCK, IL. – The StingRays will play THREE terrific shows this week -- Wednesday, 7/19, at the ancient Greek amphitheatre style setting of Memorial Park in LaGrange Park; Friday, 7/21, at the lovely alfresco patio setting of Greco's in Willow Springs; Sunday, 7/23, in Woodstock with the GUESS WHO (American Woman), MITCH RYDER & the Detroit Wheels (Devil with the Blue Dress) and others to benefit four-year-old Hollie Burford who needs a heart transplant.

7/5/06 - StingRays New Club:
By KRUS STATION
CRYSTAL LAKE, IL. – Rock & Roll Band, the StingRays are chucking their attempt at a world record -- going 126 days without an indoor show -- to play Porters Oyster Bar in Crystal Lake this Saturday. "I think a lot more people will be dancing at the Club than will be reading the Guinness Book of World Records," said Statistician and StingRay Keyboardist Frank D., when asked if he was disappointed at loosing this chance at immortality. "We might even break some sort of world record in that area on Saturday," he added.

6/9/06 - ROCK & ROLL BLOWS ROOF OFF:
By HOOSIER DADDY
ALBION, IN. – Excitement is in the air of the small Midwestern town of Albion Indiana where residents prepare for the first date of the StingRays tour which may break the record for the number of outdoor performances by a single rock band during a single summer. “They tell me no band has ever gone 126 days in a row without playing at least one date indoors,” said StingRay’s guitarist Danny. If the band’s ambitious Summer tour goes as planned the next time the StingRays will play under a roof will be on the first day of fall 2006. “Get your lawnchairs and coolers out of the garage, it’s going to be hot… and I mean that,” added Frank R, StingRay bass player, hepcat and part time meteorologist.

5/17/06 - FISH FRY FRIDAY:
Tucked away among the rolling hills that stretch along Schmale Road in Carol Stream is a restaurant known for its food, entertainment and nightlife. Manhattan’s hardly seems the kind of place you’d expect Darwin’s theory and Rock & Roll to collide. This Friday’s Fish Fry Special followed by entertainment by the StingRays seems destined to do just that. “People are saying, ‘how can you be part of an evening where your little cousins are battered, fried and consumed in front of you”, said StingRay Frank R, bassist for the aquatic rockers. “We all share the Phylum Chordata but that’s where we split, people are closer to cows than we are to fish”, continued the fish famished four-stringer.

5/10/06 - Black T-Shirts:
The much anticipated Black StingRay T-Shirts are finally available. The best way to get yours is to call: (877)809-1659 and tell them you want Product #52895749. When you call be sure to tell them to use extra ink in the production of your fashionable, highly coveted, custom made, appropriate for all occasions StingRay wear.

4/27/06 - And they're Off:
The StingRays have the next two weekends off. They'll need the rest to get through the busy summer schedule... Three and a half months of outdoor only fun.

3/30/06 - April Fools Day:
There are many conflicting theories about the origin of April Fools Day. With so many contradictory thoughts on the matter, the StingRays have decided to brush all theories aside and celebrate the day just for the fun of it. "Who cares who was the first to hang a 'kick me' sign on his friend's back or tell him his shoe's untied. The way I see it, this April Fool's material is really good stuff," proposed Drummer Ron, pundit of the plucky pranksters. "The joke will really be on anyone who misses Saturday's show," continued the tricky timekeeper. "If they're still adhering to the real oldies calendar -- popular in the middle ages -- they'll also miss New Year's Day," added calendar conscious keyboardist Frank D.

3/16/06 - HANGING WITH THE STINGRAYS:
After the English conquered Ireland music was outlawed and all musicians were ordered to be hanged. In open defiance of this law and of Queen Elizabeth I, the StingRays will risk life and limb this weekend to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with song, dance and a pint or two of ale. "I've always enjoyed hanging out with the guys in the band but this is making me a little nervous", said Danny O'Danny, guitar slinger of this band of outlaws.

2/23/06 - SIX-MONTH DELAY AFTER SHOOTING:
The StingRays have ruffled feathers again, this time by posting five new pages of pictures on their website. Controversy immediately began swirling around their latest website maneuver after it was reveled that while some pictures are from last week other "new" pictures are from as long ago as August of 2005.
"I don't think it's against the law to shoot a picture and wait a while to make it public", snapped Danny, the somewhat secretive singer in the StingRays. The exact nature and reason for the delay is not clear at this time but most of the pictures are clear and in focus and readily viewable...
click here for our galleries.

2/15/06 - SPECIAL SHOW THIS SATURDAY:
This Saturday we will be playing a benefit to help find new treatments and eventually a cure for a disease that has touched the lives of family members of our band. We’re playing for the Chicago West Alzheimer's Association. There will be a large dance area, a generous menu, drinks are included and the band will play all your favorites. The cost is $25 a ticket and you should call (630)964-3399 to arrange for a ticket to be held for you at the door. We always try to play events that have no cover charge but this is a cause we support and hope you will too.

2/10/06 - WAKE UP AND BUY CHOCOLATE:
Keeping with a tradition whose origins have been lost in the murky depths of time, the StingRays will end their annual winter hibernation just in time for Valentine’s Weekend. “There’s a good reason we always go out around now”, said Frank R., bassist for the time sensitive but romantically inclined group. “I just can’t remember what it is”.

7/19/06 - StingRays Play Three Great Shows this Week WOODSTOCK, IL. – The StingRays will play THREE terrific shows this week -- Wednesday, 7/19, at the ancient Greek amphitheatre style setting of Memorial Park in LaGrange Park; Friday, 7/21, at the lovely alfresco patio setting of Greco's in Willow Springs; Sunday, 7/23, in Woodstock with the GUESS WHO (American Woman), MITCH RYDER & the Detroit Wheels (Devil with the Blue Dress) and others to benefit four-year-old Hollie Burford who needs a heart transplant. 12/26/05 - NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH THE STINGRAYS: The StingRays thought long and hard about how to thank everyone for a great 2005, because they couldn't imagine starting 2006 without you. "Hey, how about a FREE show at one of our favorite clubs?" said the ever fiscally minded guitarist Danny. "I think people really enjoy Manhattan's," replied the debonair keyboardist Frank D., as he thoughtfully stroked his beard. "Let's make it not only FREE," spoke up Drummer Ron without missing a beat. "Lets make it ALL AGES with party favors and a champagne toast a midnight. "Done," declared bassist Frank R. as he started to muse about what sort of hat he could wear for the occasion. It's the party of the year so call 630/871-2991 for reservations.
12/16/05 - CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR: The StingRays will be presenting their annual Christmas pageant this Saturday at Skuddlebutts in Downers Grove. The show promises to be a delight to all five senses. You can expect to hear Christmas jingles, see Christmas hats, taste a cup of cheer, feel warm and fuzzy in the company of friends and smell the best pizza around (although, tasting the pizza is also highly recommended). Rumor on the streets is that clever Christmas outfits may win prizes so get that old reindeer antler hat out that you wore at your company Christmas party 10 years ago because this time it might finally bring you the fame and fortune you deserve.
12/7/05 - STINGRAYS AND FRIENDS: Everyone's rushing around trying to see and do everything before Christmas. Imagine if you could see members of all the best Chicago bands on one stage in one night. Well the night will be this Friday and the stage is in Rolling Lanes in Countryside. The StingRays have invited some of their friends from the best Chicago bands to sit in during what promises to be the show of the year. Come out and enjoy a show featuring the top musicians around getting together for the joy of music and the season.
11/18/05 - LIFE IN THE FAST LANE: Have you ever had that feeling on Friday afternoon that last Monday morning was a lifetime ago? Well science may be one step closer to explaining this temporal phenomenon thanks in part to the recent work of Dr Frank R. of StingRay University. “My interest in temporal perception began early in life when I started taking up time and space in school ”, remarked the punctual professor. “My study of zoology, and language gave me the idea that if a dog ages seven years to every human year, and you work like a dog, time will seem to speed up by a factor of seven. This would also explain why I couldn’t remember the last time the StingRays played Rolling Lanes, because with my busy schedule it would seem to me to have been several dozen lifetimes ago”.
11/11/05 - SOMETHING OLD SOMETHING NEW: There's a decisive battle brewing this weekend between liberals and conservatives and the StingRays will be in the middle of the conflict. Asked for comment Dan, political adviser to the stars and StingRay guitarist explained, "On one hand there's Friday's gig at Manhattan's where conservatively speaking we've had some of the best shows ever. On the other hand there's the liberating feeling of breaking new ground at a new club called Vito's and Nick's in Lemont." Asked if his favorite color was red or blue, the savvy singer sidestepped the question by saying, "We can't allow our personal beliefs to color the outcome of this conflict so I'll be wearing purple".
11/2/05 - HALLOWEEN PICTURES POSTED: Area hospitals have been overwhelmed by a rash of amnesia victims whose common link seems to be that they all attended this year's hottest Halloween party, hosted by without question the scariest band of all time, the StingRays. It seems audience members had such a good time that some of them can't remember what they did on the night in question. There have even been reports of some of them not showing up to work the following Monday because they forgot they had jobs. As a public service, the StingRays have posted pictures of the evening on their website in hopes of restoring the memories of these unfortunate but happy people. If you remember being at this party but more importantly if you don't remember being there, click the Galleries link on the top or bottom of this page... it maybe the most important thing you do for yourself today.
10/15/05 - LAST OUTDOOR SHOW OF 2005: This afternoon's show at Mercyfest in Aurora will be your last chance this year to catch a StingRay outdoor concert. The festival is held at Our Lady of Mercy and the StingRays are playing in the beer tent.
9/16/05 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN: This weekend duty calls the StingRays to the Iowa border to secure a safe and fun Rock & Roll experience for revelers throughout Northern Illinois. "We've sent scouts out on reconnaissance missions this week to assess the situation and we're assured that this place is not only beautifully set up but also Rock & Roll friendly", stated Sgt. Ron T. of the First StingRay battalion. "After we take the stage we expect to knock em dead after only a few songs", continued Col. Frank D.
8/9/05 - FOUR OUT OF FIVE AIN'T BAD: In today's fast paced, hi-tech world more and more of life's decisions are being decided by the mathematics of statistics. Bearing this in mind, the StingRays have decided to make it easy for you to have a good time this week. The band is playing four out of the next five days, giving you an 80% chance of enjoying yourself at one or all of their shows. "You can't get those odds in Vegas," quipped guitarist and odds maker Danny "the Greek" Ware.
7/10/05 - MONSTER GALLERY UPDATE: After receiving several e-mails from curious fans regarding Frankenstein, the Werewolf and the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the StingRays wish to elaborate on the content of their newest photo gallery. "We put on a monster of a show, but as far as I remember, those guys didn't even sit in," said celebrity watcher Ron Tripp. Calling it a monster gallery means it's huge, clarifies the band. Look for yourself in the photos; look and see where the band has been for the first half of the summer. Then, come pose for new pictures with the band on Tuesday in North Riverside and Friday at Greco's in Willow Springs.
6/21/05 - RARE SUMMER CLUB DATE FOR STINGRAYS: It's the early morning hours and, to this reporter, StingRay Headquarters is looking more like the Santa's Work Shop the week before Christmas than the home of the busiest band in the Midwest. Printers are pumping out copies of Summer Schedules, Fabulous StingRay Prizes are being made ready and copies of both StingRay Albums are stacked to the ceiling. "This sure feels like the longest day of my life," said Frank D., regarding the rushed atmosphere of StingRay Homebase. "Actually the Summer Solstice began this morning at 2:46 A.M. EDT. So, it is -- in fact -- the longest day of the year. As for the longest day of your life, I'm not prepared to comment on that," chirped Danny, guitarist and astro-physicist of the rushed rockers. Look for the StingRays only local appearance this month on Friday at Greco's in Willow Springs.
6/1/05: Corrections and Clarifications: In the StingRay News report "Niles Concert Friday" published here today, we would like to clarify that the concert is NOT in front of the Tower of Niles. It is in Niles' Oak Park which is 3 miles North-West of the Tower at Lee and Ottawa. Any confusion caused by the story is regretted and the writer of the article has been sacked. The StingRays
6/1/05: STINGRAYS LEANING TOWARD NILES: The StingRays June tour starts off Friday just three miles from the Leaning Tower of Niles (a replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa). "We're very excited about the photo-op this Midwest landmark provides", said Ron, drummer for the image conscious band. "The replica is built to half scale so when we stand in front of it for a picture people will think we're really 12 feet tall", pondered the percussionist. In case giants don't interest you there will also be face painting and a balloon artist for the kid in all of us.
5/24/05: REAL OLDIES SPRING FLING PICTURES POSTED: News Flash... if you were at the hottest show in town this last weekend or especially if you missed it check out the pictures; follow the "Galleries" link on the top or bottom of this page.
5/19/05: SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND THE SPRING FLING HAS SOLD OUT: The early birds among us have snagged all the tickets for a great show this Friday thrown by Real Oldies 1690 with the StingRays, Tommy Edwards and Route 66. "I'm so excited to play on the same stage that Count Basie, Benny Goodman and Brian Setzer have played", said Danny, guitarist for the StingRays. If you didn't order tickets yet call your friends and see if they have an extra because the show has sold out. "I've never been an early bird before", boasted bass player Frank R. during a recent interview. "I guess the Late Birds can check out our website for pictures after the show... it won't be the same though".
5/12/05: STINGRAYS ASK, "WHAT'S IN A NAME?" Full-time rockers and part-time word smiths, the StingRays have decided to take on the arduous task of removing the negative connotations from the name of a local suburb. "It's like this man, we're gigging at this hip new club called Skuddlebutts but then we have to tell cats that it's in DOWNERS Grove", said Frank R. bassist for said StingRays. "I mean we emphasize the DOWN beat in our music and we always get DOWN when we play but we just shy away from anything that's a real DOWNER", continued the picayune string plucker. "We're floating a few ideas like, "DOWNers Groove" and "GET DOWN Grove" but so far we're not DOWN with any of the suggestions".
4/18/05: HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? Life has simply become too hectic; so the StingRays are offering a new online service that can help you get it under control. "I know I get so busy sometimes I forget what I did yesterday, so now we'll keep track of the important things in life while you slow down a bit", said Frank, bassist for the enterprising group of well wishers. The answer, the band insists, is to start by looking at their latest gallery update. "If you did anything worth remembering this weekend we probably got it on film", added Danny, the curt but clever guitarist of the band. "If you see yourself in the new gallery your problem's solved, if not make plans to see us next weekend and start helping us, help you", continued the civic-minded musician. Help is only a click away: click on the gallery link at the top of this page
4/12/05: NEW CLUB FOR ROCK AND ROLL: "Skuddlebutts was a hopping place for live music in the 60's and 70's and this weekend the same music's back!", declared Ron, drummer for the StingRays, while talking about the return of live music to the legendary suburban night spot. "There were other directions they could have gone so I hope everyone comes out and supports their decision to feature the music we love", continued Frank D. keyboardist for the same. With enthusiasm like that you might want to get there early to make sure you get a good seat.
4/6/05: STINGRAYS' SUMMER SCHEDULE'S UP: A little late but worth the wait... there's a big show for Real Oldies 1690 on May 20th... check out the new clubs, Skuddlebutts and Greco's and all the festivals! We might have even more fun than last year... stay tuned to find out!
3/23/05: STINGRAYS EXPECTING EASTER BUNNY: That bristled bottomed bunny, Peter Cottontail, is certain to visit the StingRays and all their friends this year. The band is so excited that they have taken the weekend off in anticipation of the exciting Easter event. Their next appearance will be on April Fools Day at Rolling Lanes (and that's no joke).
2/9/05: THE STINGRAYS ARE BACK! Their annual hibernation is quickly coming to a close and the boys are waking up with some new ideas for 2005. First there's the new online StingRays Store. http://www.cafepress.com/thestingrays There's still time to order your StingRay wear so you can show up this Saturday night at Manhattan's in fashion for the big Valentine's Dance. What other changes do the boys have in mind? Show up and see. Tables are being reserved as you read this so be sure to get in on the fun. As always at Manhattan's there will be great food and drinks and no cover...
12/28/04: NEW EVE YEARS WITH THE STINGRAYS: The StingRays thought long and hard about how to thank everyone for a great 2004, because they couldn't imagine starting 2005 without you. "Hey, how about a FREE show at one of our favorite clubs?" said the ever fiscally minded guitarist Danny Ware. "I think people really enjoy Manhattan's," replied the debonair keyboardist Frank D, as he thoughtfully stroked his beard. "Let's make it not only FREE," spoke up Drummer Ron without missing a beat. "Lets make it ALL AGES with party favors and a champagne toast a midnight. "Done," declared bassist Frank Rowley as he started to muse about what sort of hat he could wear for the occasion. It's the party of the year and it's all happening at ... Manhattan's American Bar & Grill
12/22/04: STINGRAY T-SHIRT STORE PRE-GRAND OPENING: Take a look at our new StingRays-wear BEFORE our new online store's grand opening on New Year's Day. It's not just T-Shirts, it's everything StingRays. Just what you need to start 2005 right. Go to the StingShop link on the top or bottom of this page and see. (you can get stuff now if you want).
11/30/04: GALLERY UPDATE: The long awaited gallery update to the StingRays website has arrived! Click on the link "galleries" on the top or bottom of this page. Don't forget to click the "more" link on the bottom of every gallery page. There are tons of pictures, are you in one?
10/22/04: HALLOWEEN SHOW ON TV: The StingRays are putting the final touches on their costumes... they have to look good and so do you because the Halloween show Saturday night October 30, 2004 at Manhattan's is going to be filmed for the cable TV show "Mike Kara Presents". There's a $100 prize for best costume so dress up!
8/6/04: INDIANA WANTS THE STINGRAYS: This weekend the StingRays kick off their Indiana tour. Saturday Night the band will help Odon, Indiana, celebrate "Old Settlers Days". "We're not sure how many Old Settlers will show up, but the thought of all those guys twisting in pilgrim hats will be worth the trip for me," says StingRay travel loving Keyboardist Frank D. Sunday night finds the band in Dyer, Indiana. "We're going to try and avoid the Dyer Straights we've heard about by taking all diagonal streets once we get into town," says Guitar Scout Danny "Pathfinder" Ware.
7/20/04: BE THE FIRST TO SIGN STINGRAY GUESTBOOK Responding to overwhelming demand, the supremely social StingRays have added a fan and friend StingRay Guestbook to their website. "We love talking to people before, during and after a show," said the covertly conversational keyboardist Frank "Dobbs" D. "Now we can hear from folks even after we've gone home." To leave a message for the StingRays, just click on the link below or on "GUESTBOOK" on the black bar across the top of any page of the website. "We're waiting to hear from you," added Frank D.
5/10/04: NEW PICTURES ON STINGRAY GALLERY: The StingRays have posted their first gallery update of 2004! If you've been to a performance this year tune in today; you might see yourself or your friends caught, catching a StingRay show. If you haven't seen the band in a while, tune in anyway and catch up on all the fun... from our great new keyboardist, Frank D., to the standing room only show at Vi's last Saturday, there's lots to see.
5/6/04: STINGRAYS ROCK & ROLL RIVER ROUNDS: In a surprise appearance Chicago's Maritime Music Makers, the StingRays, will be performing tonight (5/6/04) at a bowling alley on the Chicago River. The boys Will be Working all Weekend with two more Aquatic Appearances planned just Feet From the Fox River. Friday, they'll play their Neptunian Numbers in Elgin at Eaton's Redwood Inn and Saturday in St. Charles at Vi's.
4/29/04: FRIDAY - BAND AND A BEAUTIFUL VIEW: The StingRays in their never ending quest to find the most Breathtakingly perfect club are pleased to announce their latest discovery, Bella Vista in Bensenville. "Ya know, Bella Vista means "Beautiful view" in Italian", said Danny, Balladeer of the Band. "If we had had an Italian yellow pages we would have found this place Before now".
3/11/04: IT'S PARKSIDE BY A MILE AND A HALF: For those of you glued to the Internet trying to figure out the coolest place to go this Saturday, a local academician has discovered the answer. "When you average in all the variables that contribute to what most people commonly refer to as cool, the answer's simple... it's Parkside Lanes", said professor Tapercut of the prestigious Aurora Academy of Cooler Living. "With drinks from cappuccino to beer, everything to eat from a garden salad to pizza (at Tiffany's Cafe in Parkside Lanes) and the StingRays, it sure beats diet pop, cheetos and listening to my Uncle Harold sing karaoke in my neighborhood bar", continued the razor sharp scholar.
3/4/04: STINGRAYS ON THE STUMP: With the political scene heating up the country The StingRays have jumped into the fray. This Saturday at Manhattan's in Carol Stream the boys plan to announce their campaign for a major reform of labor laws, including a permanent 6 day weekend. "The plan came to me when I walked into my bank this week and saw all the employees just standing around", said Ron, president of public relations for the band. "I had already given most of them the day off when the manager of the bank asked me to stop sending all his employees home. That's when I thought, there should be a law".
2/25/04: ALL THOSE YEARS AGO: The StingRays would like to send out a happy birthday to George Harrison today and invite you to celebrate Frank's this Friday at Rolling Lanes. Raise a glass, have some cake but don't forget to print and bring your coupon, (see schedule below) it takes the Sting out of the cover charge... no pun intended... Show me that I'm everywhere, and get me home for tea...
STINGRAY HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK: All signs - Aries through Pisces Friday the 13th - With Mars dancing madly backwards on a sea of air, your luck-o-meter will be on full. The morning will find you pleasantly surprised by the packets of ketchup in your refrigerator that have congealed into delicious hard candy, edible only by cats. Your luck will get even better that evening when you attend the StingRays' show at Bella Vista in Bensenville where you will discover the real meaning of the saying, "it tastes kind of like chicken". Saturday the 14th - A waxing moon will make Valentine's Day a turning point in your life. Avoid sharp edges and hot stoves until the evening when a trip to the StingRays' show at Vi's Last Call in St. Charles will make you realize that your mother was right when she said, "take your shoes off, I just mopped that floor!".
1/6/04: STINGRAY EYE TEST: In an effort to improve the general health of the club going population the StingRays will be conducting a free vision screening for the month of January. If you have normal vision you might see one of them darting in or out of a club near you. If you see two or more of the boys your eyesight will be considered exceptional.

Well, Spring has almost sprung and the StingRays aren't busy cleaning but they are getting ready for a new album, new clubs and a lot of out of state midwest tours. "I think the DC5 oldie "Catch Us If You Can" sums it up, said quotable wisecracker Frank. "I used to think they were singing "Ketchup in the Can", said the often misquoted and sometimes misquoting Ron.
03/28/03: STINGRAYS HONOR TOWN'S NAME:
In Roman Mythology, Aurora was the goddess of the dawn. On March 29, Saturday night, the StingRays will help Aurora and many of her followers welcome in the wee hours of the morning at Parkside Lanes in Aurora, Ill. "I'm good till 1:30am but then I start to run out of steam", said Frank, playing the role of Thor (god of thunder) in the band. "I hope she's not late to the show otherwise I'll be hanging out with Morpheus, god of dreams, by the time Aurora comes.
03/14/03: STINGRAYS CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY SATURDAY: Sure'n begora tis that time o' year again. After a three month break, the boys are having a special StingRay celebration of Celtic society that would satisfy St. Patrick himself. "Good thing there aren't any snakes in Ireland with all those "S" sounds in the last sentence", said Danny O'Danny, guitarist and scientific minded zoologist of the StingRays. "They might have mistaken it for a mating call, yuck!"
1/27/03: GALLERY UPDATE: Pictures of Chicago's Very Own Pop Stars have been promptly displayed on the Gallery Page. Photographs include WGN's Morning News and blasts from the past year.
1/19/03: STINGRAYS ON WGN-TV: WGN's Morning News will feature the Sting/Rays along with performers from Rock On Entertainment's Back to the 60's & 70's show on Friday January 24, 2003 between 7:00 am and 9:00 am. If you don't get up that early set your VCR so you don't miss the action... Stay tuned to this website for further developments.
1/10/03: STINGRAY COUNTDOWN: With a little bit of java magic, the boys in Midwest's favorite rock band have added a clock to their schedule to help everyone count the minutes to the next public appearance of the StingRays.